I´m Feelin sexy and Free (; Tanya LErman

1D boy: Hi, I am 1/5 of One Direction.

Me: Hi, I am 1/3728946284921 of Directioners on this earth.

Liam: That's disgustinger

Harry: That's not even a word

“Well, supposedly, the English teacher, you know the one that you think is so great? He’s having a thing with one of his students.” - Mike Montgomery

niallwantsthepaynis:

YES.

imagine being on the same flight as one direction

niall: ugh fuck get me more of these peanuts
zayn: shit i forgot to put my mirror in my carryon
louis: it's okay everyone, i've brought a lovely book to read..."NO," JIMMY PROTESTED
harry: so much pussy, so little time
liam: alright everyone please remain calm as we prepare for takeoff

Louis: ...that's how most humans hold things, but I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
Harry: what? are you saying I'm not human?
Louis: i don't know. why don't you ask your four nipples what they think. maybe those will give you a clue. 
 -both look at Harry's chest-

dianna-gustins:

17+18/100 pictures of Grant Gustin